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if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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I love louise 


I love louiseĀ 

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Grillin time. #nom

Grillin time. #nom

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literally the entirety of cats in a single picture


literally the entirety of cats in a single picture

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Brandon. 23. Charlotte, NC.

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  • I am the Head Boy of Slytherin and as such I shall post whatever the fuck I please.

    I love the NC Mountains. In fact, my initials are the same as the Blue Ridge Parkway. Ultimately I would love to end up in California or New York or just about any major city after a while. Send me a shout and I'll hit you up when I get there (whenever I figure out where that is I'll let you know) and we can blaze a few, listen to good music, and just love life. That's what all this is about anyway, right?

    I'm weird, I'm cynical, I may have slightly neurotic tendencies, but I'm a bookworm, an artist, a friend, and a romantic. I'm passionate about life, I love good conversation, and I may be one of the most insouciant and easy to get along with people you've ever met in your entire life. In short: I make having a good time look like an art form.

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