Ambitious, Cunning, and Clever
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
i don’t like your clothes take them off
good mornin Dr. when can I come bother you when you’re not so busy at the office?
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
I’m excited to finally show you guys the new San Diego Comic Con exclusive ASSASSIN’S CREED poster by Angry Blue and myself!
It’s being released this weekend, in tandem with the release of the animated short directed by Rob Zombie, with artwork by yours truly, finished by AngryBlue, and color by John Rauch, presented by New Science & Ubisoft.
The image features the game’s lead character, Arno, in a stained glass window composed of images from the actual animated short.
The print is an 18 x 24”, 3-color silkscreen print on natural toned paper, with metallic red and a clear gloss overlay, and is signed by both artists. The print is limited to a run of 700 copies total. 500 will be given away at San Diego Comic Con 2014. After the show, AngryBlue and I each will have 100 available on our respective websites.
How cool is this??
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Brandon. 25. Charlotte, NC.
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I am the Head Boy of Slytherin and as such I shall post whatever the fuck I please.
I love the NC Mountains. In fact, my initials are the same as the Blue Ridge Parkway. Ultimately I would love to end up in California or New York or just about any major city after a while. Send me a shout and I'll hit you up when I get there (whenever I figure out where that is I'll let you know) and we can blaze a few, listen to good music, and just love life. That's what all this is about anyway, right?
I'm weird, I'm cynical, I may have slightly neurotic tendencies, but I'm a bookworm, an artist, a friend, and a romantic. I'm passionate about life, I love good conversation, and I may be one of the most insouciant people you've ever met in your entire life. In short: I make having a good time look like an art form.
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on your way to greatness"